Donstradamus' Top
Ten OHV Predictions for 2013
10 - President Obama takes family to Yellowstone and
tours the area on snowmobiles. The
president enjoys it so much that he issues an executive order that codifies OSV
use there in perpetuity.
9 - Federal land agencies official adopt “OHV recreation”
as the only cost-effective management tool to eradicate non-native invasive plant
species in coastal dune areas. OHV use
is prescribed and rotated in both motorized and non-motorized dune areas to
address encroachment of non-native vegetation into open dune areas which are
prime breeding grounds for the snowy-plover.
Snowy-plover populations skyrocket as a result.
8 - EPA’s resigning director, Lisa Jackson, joins a long
list of retired anti-OHV federal employees at PEER’s faux OHV group called
Responsible Trails America. Jackson and
RTA work to implement national speed limits, “no tire spin,” and “no jumping” travel
policies (see sign below) so OHV can comply with the new EPA “OHV Dust Rule.”
7 - A pro-OHV benefactor in Germany or France donates $5M
to several non-profit OHV organizations in the USA to help prevent off-road riding
opportunities on public lands in America from suffering the same fate (i.e.
banned) as they have in Europe.
6 - Kid Rock or another OHV friendly recording artist
releases a new single that extols the virtues of family-oriented motorized
recreation. The song tops the charts in
a few weeks and remains popular for several months.
5 - At least two Indian Tribal councils in the West vote
to open an OHV park. Those new
facilities will include hardened campsites; some RV hookups, designated trail
systems of at least 75 miles, and a kiddie track where parents can watch their
youngsters learn to ride.
4- Several Congressional members start a new “OHV caucus.” This bipartisan body works hard to address
excessive trail closures on public lands and to also streamline the route
designation process. The cost-recovery issue
is reviewed as well.
3 - The 1st ever urban “all-electric” OHV park
is approved in a large metropolitan area to encourage use of electric-powered
OHVs. The Department of Interior decides
to help support the project by installing a large wind turbine that will
provide taxpayer subsidized free charging stations for the users.
2 - The CA OHV local assistance grants program gets
welcome boost when the attorney general’s report finds that all 35M of the hidden
“OHV money” in the state parks scandal can be used to restore the grants
program to 26M for the upcoming grants cycle. The report also recommends that all OHV-related
funding pots receive permanent protection from future raids by the legislature.
1 - Realizing that OHV use is an important partner in resource
management and land access, The Nature Conservancy creates a new branch of OHV
Recreation at their main headquarters.
TNC’s new endeavor identifies numerous OHV opportunities on their
existing inholdings which becomes an important factor in the public/private
land recreational opportunity matrix.
BONUS PREDICTION: Luddite movement grows in OHV community
as more riders cast aside GPS units because they are too distracting. Instead, they choose to rely on maps and
traditional pathfinder skills to navigate public roads and trails.